Shampoo do delivery now, okay, Great-grandmother?
This not Amazon village. No can say "hello" this way.
Okay?
Ling-Ling. . .Lung-Lung.
Big-Sister Shampoo, Ling-Ling miss you!
Is happy reunion!
We learn famous technique from 3000 year Chinese history!
Dance of Great Fire Dragon technique!
That very impressive!
We not afraid of nobody!
By way, why you come to Japan?
We always so embarrassed that this Ranma defeat Big-Sister.
Ranma?
But we knew Big-Sister Shampoo kill Ranma and get revenge!
So we train and be undefeated village.
So now no Amazon villager can beat us no more.
So we come to Japan and hope somebody can fight.
Shampoo already beat Ranma in fight, right?
No be silly, Lung-Lung!
Kill one what beat you in fight. Is Chinese-Amazon law!
Big-Sister Shampoo, tell what technique you use to kill Ranma!
You tell?
Too busy! Right now is delivery! But Shampoo tell you later!
Then we go look for strong ones to fight and talk you later.
Lung-Lung?
We see you later, Big-Sister.
Zaizen !
This is big trouble. Must hurry!
Mister, throw in an extra?
Please?
Girls've sure got it easy.
You toss out your manly pride for one extra octopus puff?
Havin' this body is no picnic!
Nothin' wrong with takin' advantage once in a while.
Give it back!
Since you like being a girl so much. . .
why don'tcha just stay that way.
Get real!
Hey, that's hot--
Shampoo.
Ranma, no become a girl anymore!
That's right! You're Shampoo's groom, right?
You'd better stay a guy. . .for her!
Don't start--
That not it! If Ranma become a girl. . .
- they take your life! You be killed! - Wha--
What's that supposed to mean!?
Furinkan High Kendo Club
What violence compels two women to challenge a dojo?
Two maidens scarcely in the bloom of youth.
For what reason must I, Tatewaki Kuno, damage these flowers?
I mustn't-- I shouldn't--
I can't fight you before I date you!
- Stop stupid talking! - Shut mouth and fight!
Very well.
I must take it upon myself to teach you the horrors of battle!
En garde!
I must have a date first!
Pointed green recollections; of knights' ancient dreams.
Sic 'em!
Karate Club!
Boxing Club!
Sumo Club!
Mans in Japan even weaker than ones in China!
We go find more stronger ones.
"Your younger sisters"!?
I can see the problem.
If they see Ranma's alive, they'll try to kill him themselves!
Amazon womans have pride! Follow laws, no matter what!
They may be proud, but they're still women.
They got a problem with me, they can come to me with it.
And I'll just chase them back to China!
No big deal, right? They're just women.
May be just womans, but you no make fun of Amazon womans!
Ranma! We fight over again!
I-I was just kiddin'.
You won't make fools out of Japanese women, either!
Okay, you win!
You want to challenge my dojo!?
- Why you laughing!? - We serious, here! We beat you!
Saotome!
These li'l girls want to challenge our dojo.
"Hardee har-har."
- That panda. . . - from before!!
You that panda from before!
Okay, how's this? They don't know me as a guy.
So I'll just be careful and keep from becomin' a girl. No prob.
It's not like bein' a girl is any great thrills anyway.
Just make sure you don't turn into a girl for the free food.
Yeah, right.
Ranma, we solve this problem, then we get married right away.
Amazon womans no ever kill other woman's husband.
- Then we live happy ever after! - Come on!
For Amazons with so much pride, you sure plot some dirty tricks.
S-So anyway, we're settled that I won't become a girl.
Unsettled!
Ranma, you make your father sad!
What now?
Aren't you ashamed of running from two little Amazon girls?
This is all because SOMEBODY wanted to go train in China!
Who would that be!?
Quit dwelling on the past!
Your destiny is to battle in fair, regulated fights!
The Saotome School of Anything- Goes Martial Arts demands it. . .
of its heir!
But that's no reason to go turnin' me into a girl!
Big-Sister Shampoo!
Ling-Ling! Lung-Lung!
Well, hello there!
We hear whole story from these two.
Dad! How could you!?
Well, these two ladies came to the dojo to learn our techniques.
But surprisingly, I learned Saotome already knew them!
During our chat, they expressed a desire to meet Ranma.
- Right, Tendo? - You know it!
Ranma, you have much to discuss, so they're all yours.
Big-Sister Shampoo, you not just break Amazon law. . .
you betray us too, also!
We hurt from heart!
Ling-Ling. . .Lung-Lung.
If you no kill Ranma, we kill for you!
We follow law of Amazon tribe!
I don't know law, but I ain't gonna let you kill me so easy.
No more talking!
Ranma.
Don't butt into this, Akane. I don't want to see you hurt.
Thanks a LOT!
Two attack for one!
Stop this!
- Big-Sister Shampoo! - You try stop us!?
No interfere--
B-Big Sister Shampoo--
Shampoo, stop that!
It's the Kiss of Death!
Shampoo.
I felt a certain dread when you didn't return from your delivery.
The Kiss of Death.
An Amazon vows to find and kill her enemy no matter what!
But that is the only way to save the future son-in-law's life.
Shampoo, who could have known your feelings were so strong?
Big-Sister Shampoo-- No. You no is Big-Sister no more!
Now we is enemy forever! We will come kill you!
Shampoo be waiting for you when you come.
Shampoo!
Hey!
Amazon law is brutal.
With women like that running the show. . .
the suffering of the men must be legendary. Right, Saotome?
Thank goodness we're Japanese!
Ranma, go help Shampoo!
If something happened to her, you'd never forgive yourself.
But if I helped her, Shampoo would never get over me.
But you have to! She did all that to save your life.
They're younger than Shampoo. She'll beat 'em for sure.
Are you so certain?
You scared me! Granny, what do you mean?
When they were all in China, Shampoo could beat her sisters.
But now. . .
Shampoo, who hasn't trained much lately, faces her sisters!
And her sisters have learned a technique!
Handed down from the heavens as a means of divine retribution.
It's the ultimate attack spanning 3000 years of Amazon history!
The Dance of the Great Fire Dragon! And I'm sure they know it!
"Dance of the Great Fire Dragon". . .
What'll happen if they use it on Shampoo?
No one could withstand it!
But that's Amazon law. Can't be helped.
W-Wait!
Ranma, go help!
They might follow their law, but they don't really hate Shampoo.
You can stop them!
I hear that you two get very strong in martial arts.
We train hard because we have Big-Sister for example!
But at same time, you fall in love with Ranma. Is bad thing!
Amazon woman fall in love with man is most embarrassing thing.
Amazon womans supposed to live life making mens miserable!
Big-Sister Shampoo once best at that!
T-That true.
You no is old Shampoo!
We retrain Big-Sister again!
Two-body double-team Retrain-Big-Sister attack!
Now give up!?
Amazon never surrender!
Now we use final attack--
Y-You no mean--
Span 3000 year Amazon history, Ultimate, too-terrible attack!
S-Shampoo!
Shampoo, hang in there! Shampoo!
Ranma? Never mind Shampoo. Run away!
Ranma! Now is your turn!
Let's just see if you can do it!
I'm ready for you!
You guys ain't nothin'!
How'd you beat Shampoo?
R-Ranma, be careful! T-They use the Dance of Great Fire Dragon. Run!
Span 3000 year Amazon history, Ultimate, too-terrible attack!
Dance of Great Fire Dragon!
Now you die!
Ranma!
Wha--? How did ya do--? Hey--!
Ranma, what are you dancing around for!? I was so worried!
I ain't doin' it cause I WANT to! You're doin' it too!
I don't get it! My body's acting on its own!
The Dance of the Great Fire Dragon. . .
The music attacks the enemy's central nervous system.
Suddenly the enemy is like a frog under a snake's hypnosis!
The opponent loses all control of their body!
Ranma! Plug up ear!
What!?
I get it. Don't hear the music; don't have to dance.
She's right!
Take this!
With both his hands on his ears, he can't use his best attack.
We can't run forever! At some point, they'll catch us!
If I could use my hands--
Right! You plug my ears! Hurry!
Now for the pay-back!
H-Hey! Cut it out! I'm losin' my balance!
Akane, you're supposed to be pluggin' my ears!
How can I do that when I hear the music!?
You're the clumsiest girl in the world! You can't dance anyway!
- So grit your teeth and do it, already! - Okay!
This actual final attack! Fire Dragon Fireball!
Here it comes-- Chestnuts Roastin' on an Open Fire!
Ling-Ling! Lung-Lung!
Big-Sister, you save our life!
You are sister after all. We sorry we doubt you.
Now we know why you no can kill Ranma.
Leave Ranma to Shampoo. You now go back to Amazon village.
Shampoo, why don'tcha go back with 'em--
Me no go back!
We no go back neither!
When no kill girl-enemy. No can go back to village!
Are you still talkin' about that!?
Cause first of all, I'm a guy!
Amazon law say womans have to marry man what beat them!
He have to marry with both of us!
T-That's not funny!
Why you two come to Japan, anyways?
Ranma belong to Shampoo!
But good sister always share!
Then Ranma have three Amazon wife!
Now, wait! A-Akane!
How nice for you, Ranma. A bevy of new fiancees.
Akane!
Ranma be Shampoo's husband!
Aww, come on!
Only my son-in-law could have three Amazons falling for him.
Life is good.
So those two went home.
Yeah. With future husbands, the law's "first come, first served."
So I'm off the hook.
That doesn't change the fact that Shampoo's still set on you.
Hey, that's her idea; not mine.
Our engagement was our parents' idea; not ours.
T-That's right.
- It is, huh? - Yeah, so what about it!?
Anyway, I'm glad Shampoo made up with her sister Amazons.
I guess everybody in Shampoo's family is violent.
That's for sure!
Ranma, look out!
Shampoo!
Ranma! Where are you!?
Defiler of Amazon law. Prepare to die!
Ranma? Say hello to other sisters from Amazon tribe.
What was that!?